Plus, I doubt the person making the threat would wait for any actual preparations such as canceling various subscriptions. And I don't think they'd allow for the necessary witnesses required while I'm writing my will.

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Subject: Die. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a death that is about to break out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] die - exclamation mark - die - exclamation mark - you will die - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

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