Plus, I doubt the person making the threat would wait for any actual preparations such as canceling various subscriptions. And I don't think they'd allow for the necessary witnesses required while I'm writing my will.

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[–] [S] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

This implies that they'd be willing to wait while I spend forever saying my final prayer, in an effort to filibuster my own murder.

It just so happens that I'm an ordained priest and pretty good at talking shit about nothing.

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