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[–] adarza@piefed.ca 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

i wonder of his lordship, keeper of the full diaper and guardian of the covfefe, will turn his over to gsa and the national archives, since it belongs to the government and not him.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm okay with him keeping this one. The black helicopters will descend on me if I come up with too specific of a scenario so I'll say it's about creating opportunities and leave it at that.

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[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

It seems like it has a chromey mouthfeel.

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[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Please please please please

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 months ago*

If he actually steps down after this term is up instead of trying to stay on for an illegal 3rd term, he'd probably try and take the god damn resolute desk with him.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

I just hope he remembers to carry it into the bunker with him

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