"Yes, good, human. Open that can of.....BLACK OLIVES??? ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? WHERE THE HELL IS THE TUNA??? I hear the can opener, and I come running. I'm doing MY part! You insult me, with THIS???

Ya know what? Tonight, I'm gonna barf. And even though I'll start the heaving on hardwood floors, I'm going to run to the carpet before it comes up. Just for you!"

That's what your cat is thinking.