this is a real thing people have said to me when I brought up that capitalism is evil

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[–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You start with a goat. You negotiate for some if its blood (this is an anarchist community kitchen, so we gotta go vegan, there's extra steps here). Then you clone that blood in a lab so its no longer directly an animal product.

You draw a pentagram with the 'goat' blood in any room with a sink a prep surface and a heating element while chanting a curry burrito recipe.

Sacrifice an hour of your time to meetings.

End with a bitter argument about whether honey is vegan.

And it is done.

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