I'm a crackhead because I wasn't good enough to be a pothead, which is a festival cop, that I tell you this terminology you are ignorant of out of compassion, because you might be goaded into assaulting the crackhead on the subway doing fetty because you are unaware that I'm a cop, dipshit.

Judging me? Like tf are you on?

I'll goad you into incriminating yourself.

That's why I exist.

I'm a master baiter.

I will trick you into incriminating yourself because if you're not aware that I have literally as clearly as I can tell you I am an agent, the you are a fucking retard who's gunna fuck his own life up when you have a bad day and meet one of my brothers.

Like you think I'm crazy?

Oh, I guess I'm doing my job correctly.

I can be anything at any time.

I am a being that can be any being.

Buddhahood = Christ Consciousness

The being that can be any being.

But you're prolly too racist to recognize that the black "inferior" is goading you into punching him, who is genuinely your superior because he will pretend to get mad at a Nazi so the Nazi incriminates himself...

...and we have one less Nazi to worry about for a few months, to much more, potentially.

So are you on my side, or are you a Nazi pedarast? Cuz I'm a cop, you dumbass motherfucker. Fight me. Do it! Let's go!