"I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits"

Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic "YEAH, BABY!"

This has worked for me literally every single time.

You say 'hubba hubba'.

Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it's the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.