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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 4 months ago (14 children) You guys don't have intermissions? permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] tempest@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago (13 children) No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more. I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago (10 children) I think he has a point actually. A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago (9 children) Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (5 children) Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom. Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc. I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Agreed, this seems like an easily solvable problem. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) no intermission on a 4 hour movie Those of us with ADHD (and plenty others, I bet) would consider that literal torture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago (13 children) No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more. I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago (10 children) I think he has a point actually. A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago (9 children) Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (5 children) Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom. Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc. I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Agreed, this seems like an easily solvable problem. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) no intermission on a 4 hour movie Those of us with ADHD (and plenty others, I bet) would consider that literal torture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago (10 children) I think he has a point actually. A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago (9 children) Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (5 children) Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom. Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc. I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Agreed, this seems like an easily solvable problem. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago (9 children) Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (5 children) Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom. Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc. I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Agreed, this seems like an easily solvable problem. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (5 children) Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom. Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago Uncreative people whine about "artistic freedom." People that are actually creative would find a way to make the movie better. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 4 months ago It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night. I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago It works in other countries. Not everyone needs to pee during the intermission. Some people go pee, some get some more popcorn or whatever, some go for a smoke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc. I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) Agreed, this seems like an easily solvable problem. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* It was solved like a century ago. Idk wtf stopped. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) no intermission on a 4 hour movie Those of us with ADHD (and plenty others, I bet) would consider that literal torture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours permalink fedilink source parent