I have never met a bigger group of morons in my life than in this thread, congratulations for eliminating my faith in the intellect of humanity.

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[–] 15 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Looks like hot water with a brown crayon in it.

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  • [–] [S] -5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Let's not overlook the spots of curdled spoiled cream on top

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    There is no curdled spoiled cream, I think you're either having a very bad day and looking for things to complain about, or you have a victim complex.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Tbf, I do see tiny white specs on that coffee if you look at high res of that photo. It's the kind of thing you see a lot at poor quality coffee places though I usually drink it anyway for the caffeine addiction.

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  • [+] [S] -11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's not a black coffee, and they're spoiled curdled cream on it

    Literally every time I talk about the black coffee problem, assholes show up to deny

    You're actually advancing the idea that I'm creating problems here? I ordered a fucking black coffee and I got a cream coffee with curdled cream on it

    Honest to God there's something wrong with your brain

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    If everyone you interact with is an asshole, there's a pretty strong case to be made that they're not the problem.

    Reminds me of the joke about the old lady that called her husband. "Be careful, I just saw on the news that some idiot is going the wrong way on the freeway!" Husband: "It's not just one, there's hundreds of 'em!"

    With that in mind, that might not actually be cream.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Literally every time I talk about the black coffee problem, assholes show up to deny

    You bring up a generic boomer fantasy that doesn't happen in the real world, using conservative boomer verbaige when you complain about it and people point out that it sounds fake? Say it isn't so!

    I hope that this mild inconvenience is the worst thing that happens to you this week, and I'm sorry that you subjected yourself to anything that comes out of a McDonalds

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