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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Good grief, can we stop shaming people for eating the "wrong types of vegetables" as if that's even a thing? Just be happy they're eating any at all.

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[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Things that cauliflower people say.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 child)

is this a racial slur for white people? 😂

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[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago*

No it's not, you Jerusalem artichoke.

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No. Health obsessed people are mostly obsessed with feeling superior to others based on diet, so they won't ever stop shaming anyone who eats differently than they do. They are projecting their insecurity with themselves, and they are so insecure eating some peas might as well by drinking 2L of soda per day, because they are unable to contextualize anything appropriately, and just panic over every slightly 'wrong' thing someone else does.

Same with politics or a hobby, or anything else people seek personal validation in. Anyone who doesn't do it exactly the way they do it is invalidating them and it hurts them and they lash out.

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