you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

Forgetting the cocaine. Never forget the 3 lines.

  • source
  • hideshow 12 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    What if there's a bug on line 3?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hmm... move the bug and/or the line. Possibly snort around the bug? Get a new line?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok the bug is gone, but there are now two new bugs...

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you have to do lines to feel it, you're buying some shitty coke. You only need a couple of bumps if it's good yayo.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know how to tell you this, but I have in fact, never done cocaine or anything similar. I just know that you snort it with a dollar bill off a table or a stripper. Obviously.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    When the UK switched to using plastic for the denominations of money that come as notes (£5, £10, £20, £50), people who use cocaine found that the new, plastic notes had a tendency to cut or scratch their nose. Because the £5 notes were the first ones to be switched to plastic, and they have Winston Churchill on them, apparently this phenomenon was termed "being Winstoned". E.g. "careful with that, you don't want to be Winstoned".

    I have no other point to make, I just think that this is hilarious.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (1 reply)