▲ 269 ▼ Microsoft patched a record of 208 security vulnerabilities, but the update has introduced a string of bugs that range from cosmetic annoyances to machines locked out of their own drives. (thenextweb.com) submitted 4 months ago by Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 39 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world [S] 23 points 4 months ago (6 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (4 children) "You have clicked no. Microsft Edge is your new default browser! How can I help you more with the microsoft experience?" - Cortana. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago Reminds me of that tweet: "Does microsoft understand concent? yes Ask me again later" permalink fedilink source parent [–] JayGray91@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago I think I'm glad that microslop didn't go with Cortana as their dumb LLM name. Not that there were any good back when Cortana was the Pc AsSiStAnT for Windows, to be clear. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago 7 was it for me. That XP start up sound and bliss hits me in the nostalgia. permalink fedilink source parent [–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago just replace the old 'punch the monkey' with certain other faces... and you'd get clicks like crazy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (4 children) "You have clicked no. Microsft Edge is your new default browser! How can I help you more with the microsoft experience?" - Cortana. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago Reminds me of that tweet: "Does microsoft understand concent? yes Ask me again later" permalink fedilink source parent [–] JayGray91@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago I think I'm glad that microslop didn't go with Cortana as their dumb LLM name. Not that there were any good back when Cortana was the Pc AsSiStAnT for Windows, to be clear. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago 7 was it for me. That XP start up sound and bliss hits me in the nostalgia. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago Reminds me of that tweet: "Does microsoft understand concent? yes Ask me again later" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago I think I'm glad that microslop didn't go with Cortana as their dumb LLM name. Not that there were any good back when Cortana was the Pc AsSiStAnT for Windows, to be clear. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago 7 was it for me. That XP start up sound and bliss hits me in the nostalgia. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago 7 was it for me. That XP start up sound and bliss hits me in the nostalgia. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago just replace the old 'punch the monkey' with certain other faces... and you'd get clicks like crazy. permalink fedilink source parent