Oh my lord, and grandma (my mom) comes by during the day and then I get an earful that the teenager sleeps all day it can't be good for him.

Actually it's convenient for me because at least his grumpy self is awake when I am home. He's playing online all night with his tween nephews, his half sister has a new baby so technically he is free babysitting his nephews all night every night till 4am so she can sleep and worry about her newborn most of the day while they are crashed out.

I'm gonna start throttling the internet at 1am, then midnight, then 11 two weeks before school starts.

You might be my dad

I sent to a wedding and there were some college kids there who said they were going out after the ceremony if I wanted to come. It got later and I thought they'd changed plans but it rolled around to 10 and they said they were heading out. I went to bed. They woke up at 2 the next afternoon

Same, but I'm the one going to bed at 5am lol