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[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The solution is to not literally poison someone. Put enough to ruin their day, and they'll stop. If they sue, you can reasonably say that you were going to eat it, since it isn't a dangerous dosage.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

The solution is to not literally poison someone

But where's the fun in that?

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[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

The fun is all over the bathroom after they steal your lunch again >:3

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[–] MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That's still poisoning. It doesn't have to be a dangerous dose to constitute poison, it just has to be harmful in any way

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[–] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

"The dose makes the poison". It quite literally does matter the dosage, otherwise any normal meal can be considered poison.

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[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 months ago

Not if you intended to take it.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

Your honor I was constipated, and this was my solution

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