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[–] 31 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Employees should suggest "decoy day", when everyone bands together to build fake cars to fill the parking-lot and thus impress visiting clients. You could organize a whole Potemkin Village thing, where a small number of in-office employees are re-used to look busy for those visiting clients.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "Let's go ask Tom in accounting."

    Tom in accounting:

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