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Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Ya'll didn't know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight

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