Daily Mail headline: "Holidaymaker 'grabbed seagull out of the air and punched it to death after it snatches his pasty'"
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[โ€“] 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't think so. It's my food and if a seagull comes in to steal it it's getting smacked away. It is the way of life. You think a different animal would let a seagull steal its food? I doubt it. And my benevolence only stretches so far.

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    There's 'smacked away' and then there is 'repeatedly punched so hard that it's chest cavity caves in' though.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Did you not read my original comment? I am against reducing the seagull to a pulp.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Yes, I was just pointing out that the dude in the article didn't just 'smack away' the seagul, so we agree.

    I'm thinking I worded my reply badly, making it sound like a counterpoint when it wasn't.

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