It all tastes the same after the third glass

At least go Wild Turkey if you're going the whiskey route. Stronger, cheaper, and at least to me tastes better.

It's no Lagavulin paired with a steak, but it does the job!

See, the way I like Jack, I like it because its horrible and shitty.

There are many much better, much more well rounded bourbons and whiskeys.

But sometimes, the point is to basically kick yourself in the face, via a drink.