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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago

There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.

I would pay to see that movie.

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?

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