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[–] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

the pitty patter of little squirrel feet on the roof for instance. mean i have more tree trimming to do.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    The little fucks love scampering.

    I hate them.

    (I also do nothing to stop them so it's on me)

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    my grandmother put out a dish of radiator coolant for them.

    they loved it for the rest of their lives.

    then her house smelled like death for like a year.

    edit: just like to add that this was probably 40 years ago. squirrels are rodents that carry disease and other pests that can cause disease (looking at you yersinia pestis). old timers didn't fuck around and took immediate action to solve their problems. you don't have to like it, but you have to accept that it was effective.

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