I always hate the inevitable interrogations when something gets destroyed, and nobody knows how it happened. But, I imagine the complete opposite would be even more frustrating:

Who broke this?

Me

How?

Ninja moves.

Will you please be more careful?

Probably not

Don't you even care?

Not really.

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[–] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My family's version would've been more like:

Who broke this?

Me

Thank you for being honest. How?

Ninja moves

Don't do it again.

I can't promise that

[three hours of yelling]

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