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[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 32 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

Even more, how do you eat on a budget of $10/day without access to a kitchen?

In San Francisco of all places?

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[–] Hoimo@ani.social 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Uhmmm, you don't have to cook doritos, wagie.

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

Friendly Reminders: A Family size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos contains 2,250 Calories..

Flaming Hot Cheetos? 2400.

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[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 months ago

Eqt half a bag, add some cans of tuna and beans, and, baby, you might keep your feet!

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can eat very cheaply if you don't plan on living long, or healthy.

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[–] sydd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Could you give me a breakdown of what a day's meals would look like?

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago*

Buy a loaf of bread, but a jar of peanut butter - eat for a week and repeat until you go crazy. That's how I lived in 2000, with a job. I made it 6 months

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