▲ 679 ▼ Broken speaker? Finicky zipper? Anticonsumerist Repair Cafes urge you to fix it instead of pitch it (apnews.com) submitted 5 months ago by Some_Emo_Chick@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 61 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (3 children) Wow, sounds like you're some sort of commie terrorist. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe a CRT Trans Obama Marxist Hunter Biden Laptop terrorist even... Think about it, the number 7. So you have seven, the base "sev" as in "sever", by also "to save". So from save and then the end of sever, combined you get the word "Savour" which of course is close to "savior", which for them is the DEVIL... Savior is six letters - 6 Savour is six letters - 6 And what is a savior? Jesus. Jesus' dad is god, and he wears loose robes and he doesn't have super tight, ripped, sweaty abs like Jesus, but he looks good for his age - like Zeus and the little mermaids dad, but more of a dad bod because he sits on clouds a lot and doesn't swim in the ocean all day. Dadbod is also six letters - 6 Do you get it now? 666 They want a savior (Satan), who will savour (eat) the dadbod (god) Wake up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago Oh no! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago ... I am quite sure they will call me 'some sort of crazy person'. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe a CRT Trans Obama Marxist Hunter Biden Laptop terrorist even... Think about it, the number 7. So you have seven, the base "sev" as in "sever", by also "to save". So from save and then the end of sever, combined you get the word "Savour" which of course is close to "savior", which for them is the DEVIL... Savior is six letters - 6 Savour is six letters - 6 And what is a savior? Jesus. Jesus' dad is god, and he wears loose robes and he doesn't have super tight, ripped, sweaty abs like Jesus, but he looks good for his age - like Zeus and the little mermaids dad, but more of a dad bod because he sits on clouds a lot and doesn't swim in the ocean all day. Dadbod is also six letters - 6 Do you get it now? 666 They want a savior (Satan), who will savour (eat) the dadbod (god) Wake up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago Oh no! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago ... I am quite sure they will call me 'some sort of crazy person'. permalink fedilink source parent