Let's get that straight: You call me a moth just because I'm little, have no external genitalia or secondary sexual traits and like lamps? Be honest: Who doesn't like lamps?

If I was a moth, I would say so but I explicitly said I'm not! You totally fail at critical thinking! Why would I say it if it wasn't true? Humans make me sick! All you ever talk about is your phallus and phallus symbols!

And even if I was a moth, I wouldn't be a weirdo because humans are weirdos, moths are not. Checkmate atheist, destroyed by pure logic.

Also: I hereby do not wish you a good day and explicitly do not remind you to drink a glass of water to stay hydrated