And the second highest comment is "wHY arE YoU bUyINg nEW TeCH wItH aN OlD pHOnEeeee?" (Because OP's complaint is about how they don't have a phone capable of running the app rather than just a "why the fuck does this need an app?")

Though there's a non-zero chance those replies are made by someone with a vested interest. It's annoying how both those and people who have just drunk the koolaid are pretty much impossible to tell apart.