Doesn’t even have Bluetooth on board.

Yes it does. People are simps if they think a Bezos truck will not be grabbing data. You need the app, so they can then grab data through your phone. Hopefully people connect two neurons and turn off their phones .

The Slate EV App (designed for the Slate Auto electric pickup) is a dedicated companion app that manages your vehicle's essential operations, charging data, and range monitoring. Because Slate vehicles reject built-in modems for privacy, the app connects only locally (via Bluetooth or Wi-Fi) when you are in or near the truck.

Allow me to refer people to my take on this from more than a year ago: https://lemmy.ml/post/29140189/18217726

The website has zero changes that I can see, compared to when I wrote the linked comment except additional outfits for the barbie jeep.

Also it's so barebones it doesn't even exist yet