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Don’t repeat 5G mistakes with 6G, plead mobile operators (www.theregister.com)
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[–] 153 points 5 months ago (19 children)

are they gonna fix the bug where it didn't turn everyone gay?

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  • [–] 60 points 5 months ago (15 children)

    I hope 6G turns everyone trans instead

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    7G turns ppl in to animals when they hit puberty and other wacky stuff

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    But humans are animals?? Do we turn into different kind of animal?

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Would be so fun if we all switched at the same time

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Instantaneously? I wonder what kind of noise would be made by the simultaneous formation of billions of vacuums and pressure waves? And how loud would it be on aggregate? And would it be enough to wake those who were asleep at the time?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It'll sound like a low rumbling of bubble wrap shifting across the lands.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think there would be much of a pressure change. All the outies would become innie lowering the pressure and all the innies becoming outies would bring it back up.

    Maybe your ears might pop.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I wonder if the people has believed the 5g conspiracy fantasies feel remotely foolish

    Obviously are intellectually and or mentally diverse so maybe this was just one more inevitable step to total downfall

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    I wonder if the people has believed the 5g conspiracy fantasies feel remotely foolish

    They don't. In fact, they don't believe they were wrong. They've cherry-picked their array of half-truths and benign or unprovable conspiracy theories and have never reevaluated since. Or they've morphed their beliefs into cheap versions of the nonsense they once took as true.

    Even with the covid vaccine conspiracy theories. They were saying that everyone who took the vaccine would die.

    To maintain their "rightness", when questioned, they will point to the statistics of the non-zero number of people who did die from taking the vaccine.

    When pointed out that the actual number is much closer to 0 than the 100% that they had been saying in 2021 or so, they will argue that there's a coverup or something. Or that they didn't literally mean 100% of people.

    Obviously they meant whatever would make them right. Some people can hardly fathom the fact that they believed something to be incorrect.

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