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[–] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'll often repeat things my wife says in the "I'll x your y" format as if it were a cheesy pickup line. Like, she'll ask if I can grab the remote, and I'll say "I'll grab your remote." She hates it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How is it possible that Ive been stealing everybody else's catchphrases my whole life?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Good to know I'm not the only one! My wife was just talking about watching Pocahontas with our niece, and rolled her eyes so hard when I told her I'd poke her hontas.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I like to do the one where people say a word ending in an "er" sound (or that could end in that sound) and say "[word]? I don't even know her!" My worst (best) one recently was when someone said Toyota...

    Toyoter? I don't even know her!

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