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[–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A slice of pizza, a piece of Carnegie Deli cheesecake, and a small saucer of fentanyl.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Any particular pizza?

    Is the fent right after the cheesecake or are you giving yourself a bit of digestion time first?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I don't know, anything good, the food is too hard to pick. I love NY style, I love Chicago style, I love Detroit style, I love Neapolitan. It's all magical.

    I mostly just want the fentanyl to go out in peace/quickly.

    ...I'm hoping that's how it works. I don't actually know, but I figure a full saucer should do the trick, surely.

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