Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don't care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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[–] 39 points 5 months ago (1 child)

(raunchy humor)

  • Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle?
  • A: They paint their balls red and climb into cherry trees.
  • Q: What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?
  • A: Giraffes eating cherries.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    A more kid friendly version:
    Q: why do elephants have red eyes?
    A: so they can hide in the cherry trees.
    Q: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
    A: See, they can hide really themselves!

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