Google is not offering me a no-cost battery replacement.
I'm not eligible for any replacement or refund according to their own support page

Edit: Here's proof.

On the one page they are talking about "impacted devices", but on the other page they say I'm not "eligible" for a refund of repair.
So they do not confirm whether my phone is unaffected or not. They only say I won't get a refund.

I'm highly skeptical when a massive corporation uses inconsistent language like this. Especially when they don't clearly define what they mean with the terms "impacted" and "eligible".

Are there situations where impacted devices may not be eligible?