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[–] 69 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Fill that pond in, that's 50,000 more dollars of wasted space!

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, that’s now a cooling pond for a data center.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago
    1. Build giant parking lot with AI powered variable metered pricing.
    2. Offer rent pricing for people who live in their cars, so they can finally have a piece of New York too.
    3. Build giant data center underground with pond cooling, Charge people to swim in the now heated pond as a premium feature.
    4. Heat from data center melts snow, so the parking spaces are always clear in the winter. Get massive tax rebate for this service.
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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Seriously: send it all straight into the Hudson River. Who needs "detention ponds" to "offset flood risk"?

    (Also, I know this is AI slop, but what's up with those downright columnar towers in the background? 😭)

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