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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is an introvert (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Oh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

Sharing doesn't sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

I think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

Mine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.

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