Lol or you know how to use lotion?

Older gen hated sunscreen and lotion.

I have baby soft skin, as noted by male and female friends alike, despite working tons of physical jobs including driving fence posts for a summer. I'm pretty sure it's a condition called Ehlers-Danlos, in my case, but I'm not officially diagnosed, just have every symptom. Learned about it through my DNA testing, there was a gene there that was connected to it.

From Bag Balm:

Originally, it was used for only cows' udders, but farmers' wives noticed the softness of their husbands' hands, and started using the product themselves.