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That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3114/
You know, no one is holding a gun to your head. There are a billion other webcomics out there if you don't like this one.
I, for one, like Randall's more conversational style. I wouldn't want him to abruptly stop after a punchline like a stage comic from the 90s.