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Iowa man sues Nintendo after being denied ‘Pokémon Professor’ status (www.kcrg.com)

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Oak would not resort to these tactics.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If Pokemon Professors are named after trees, does that mean that they're all grass type?

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

In my Pokèdex voice

"You'd have to create a whole new type, grass is a monocot. Only a few "trees" are Monocotyledons, such as the Date Palm."

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Looks over fungus that count as grass type

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