Transcript[An angry kid sits at his desk in school complaining]

Kid: Ugh why donโ€™t you teach us about things weโ€™ll actually need to know as adults?!

[An unamused teacher]

Teacher: Ok, Iโ€™m going to teach you how to do your taxes while also dealing the death of a loved one

[The teacher, wearing the same expression, holds a knife in one hand, and a hamster in the other]

Teacher: Please itemize your deductions while I deal with Mister Hamps, the class pet

[A class of shocked and crying kids look on in horror while trying to simultaneously do their taxes. The cries of the hamster off screen are cut off abruptly]

Hamster: SQWEEE- -

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[โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

Damn, which school did you attend?

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Which state & city? Because I guarantee you most regular old public schools do not provide education to the extent you described. In which state & city did you attend a regular old public school?

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