My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe she was saying we're near-constantly full of shit. And that's a big collective touché, honestly

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