I can’t even read any language other than English

Oh, get out of town!
Me, I'm a bumbling buffoon when it comes to Castellano, française and a bit of High Latin, but you know how the meaning sort of 'comes together,' the more you look at it..? (or is that a certain brain-region thing where I got especially zapped, like my cousin, who is 10x smarter than me at languages?)

Appreciate the honest-extensive reply, though. (my gorsh, if I'd had friends like you, growing up)

What are you, a fucking normie?

Struth-- the whole, hilarious, awkward, ridiculous idea of "normalcy" upon our recency (14Kyrs or so) is one of the most hilarious misfired, delusional thinking problems in Sapient history, IMO.

In terms of Sapiens? Yeah, we're just a huge bunch of weirdos, down-to-the-bone, forgot who we were, and normalised all our "progress."

Craig Bierko has the tale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UnrCjw37SM