Taking things too seriously, fruits and vegetables are generally much smaller, and can not speak and hold a baseball bat.

fun fact, trains in the UK used to dump the sewage from the onboard toilets right on the tracks.

It wasn't uncommon to see tomato plants growing on/around the tracks.

This is because of the fresh tomatos used in sandwiches filtered through british bumholes

We don't eat the fruits of carrots and onions, though.