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[–] 20 points 6 months ago (7 children)

How is a person supposed to raise a family of morbidly obese shitposting xenophobs in this country with these numbers? Little zander needs at least 7 per day to sustain the grease requirements of his mullet.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Don’t forget Hayden, Braden, Jayden, Caiden, Aiden, and Caseadeē.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly all those names and Xander sound like suburban semi healthy people to me. But I may be out of touch. I am old and (proudly) not a parent. But yes, Midwest soda guzzleres need cheeper greasy tatters. Their never get early onset heart disease at this rate.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well those are just the boys, they didn't mention Diamond, Hope, Charity, Faith, Tiffany, Chelsea and Taylor (named after Taylor Swift ofc).

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