"Edible box?"

"...yeah, just like John's wife.."

"Dang it, Steve. We're trying to save money & now we have to call Human Resources back in"

That's roughly where we are heading given the current situation

"We don't make it cheaper, we just deploy a big expensive PR campaign that tells people it's cheaper, and publicly disparage and defame anyone who calls us on it, and spend millions to lobby Congress to make it illegal to contradict corporate PR."