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[–] 15 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I've said it on here before, and I'll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I've been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I'm not taking that risk anymore.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    They weren't even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I'm about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I've left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.

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