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[–] 4 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Whenever I have to get rid of a problematic rooster I make gyoza. The tough meat minced up is the perfect toothiness for it.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    All roosters are problematic.

    You would think, in the many millennia of breeding chickens, we would have come up with silent roosters.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    We let them stay until my wife is tired of getting attacked letting them out in the morning. This usually takes between one and two years.

    I miss Trent Rizenor the most.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    My mother got attacked as a child and the rooster drove his spike through her foot, apparently. Maybe she's bullshitting me about that, I'm not sure if a rooster could manage to do that, but she sure hates roosters when the subject comes up.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Their spurs can be dangerous. The only way I could see that is if mom stepped on it while getting attacked and losing her balance. But I wouldn't be surprised. A roo can do a lot of damage to a kid. Physical and mental

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Breakfast is usually black coffee. I've never managed to get a rooster to lay an egg.

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