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After a 40-year wait, technology finally enables three-sided zipper design (techxplore.com)
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[–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Y'see the 3 sided zipper can only exist in cosmic levels of pressure and heat, being constrained by advanced AI controlled magnets to prevent the zipper from getting caught on something.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    A moment of horrified silence for the scrotums/labia of the 18 scientists that collectively discovered this. Their sacrifices will not be forgotten.

    Oops, the AI controlling the magnets just deleted the database with the records, but it says it is very sorry.

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