Screenshot of a fake interview with Jordan Peterson with the following dialog:
McDonald's Cashier: "Would you like fries with that?" Jordan Peterson: "How would you know what I like?
Liking isnt the same as Wanting, or dare I say, Needing* MC: "...so you dont want fries or."
JP: "Define Fries"
MC: "uhhhh they're potatoes that-"
JP: So Vodka is fries? I'll have vodka with my big mac"
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JP Fans: "This man is an intellectual powerhouse"
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[–] 58 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Obviously fries represent the western civilization. Frying oil is the chaos dragon of woke left that means to destroy the fries, but will instead transform them into something even more beautiful, an entity of culinary perfection. But you would already know that if only you had bought my online course. sob It's so sublime. sob

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Employee listening in the background hears the timer for the fries go off. Pulls the basket out from the oil.

    Looks at the fries.

    Looks at the stand for them to drain.

    Looks at Jordan Peterson.

    Looks at the fries.

    Shoves their own face into the hot oil to escape the sound of JP's voice.

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