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[–] 22 points 6 months ago (11 children)

For whatever reason, on every mall I've been to, you have to go through the perfume section to get between the escalator, interior doors, and exterior doors to leave the department store.

I have a very sensitive nose, and so this was torture for me. Even as an adult I would hold me breath the whole time.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

    Are you no longer an adult now that you are a pirate?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Like the rest of us, they just no longer visit department stores, or the mall.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Then what does being an adult have to do with it?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I was also an adult the last time I visitted the mall, years-ago. Were you an adult the last time you went to a mall? Has that changed in the manner of "was an adult but now am not"? Is you a pirate now, or a Benjamin Button?

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Would there be a difference had they been a child?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    ... As an adult, I would ...

    The past tense "was" implies that you are no longer an adult.

    ... hold me breath ...

    Yarr, be ye holding yer breath, matey?

    Combining these two pieces of information, I can infer that you have transformed from an adult into a pirate. Congratulations.

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