To be faaaaair... Waldorf Salad is a thing.

My mom used to make a fruit salad with apples, oranges, grapes, and mayo. I hated mayo and fruits for a long time as a kid until I learned they taste much better seperate.

I mean... If I had those three ingredients in the fridge about to go bad, I might give it a try.

Well, I'd probably fry the bread with the mayo and eat the grapes on the side. But point is, I'll eat weird things to avoid throwing out food.

covid makes you lose your appetite, this seems like cravings.

They still sell them at the pharmacies

right, like I love mayonnaise, but this ain't pickles and peanut butter. this is wrong, not right.