gibmiser comments on Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 101 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch

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[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [S] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

All wars are secretly about magic bones.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Well oil is made up of pureed dead shit soooo

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[–] Wicked@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago

How..... bizarre.

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[–] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

This isn't true, you're spreading misinformation. Dick Cheney is actually a lich*.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure he's a lichen

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[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

Remember the good old days, when Dick Cheney was the most evil thing you could imagine?

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