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[–] 18 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

Yeah but you can target enforcement efforts to entire communities with lots of drugs in their wastewater, offer federal grants / money to police departments to hire special officers for this task (I bet a religious school trains this special kind of officer). Many insidious ways to weaponize our sewage.

fucked up.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Get white van.

    Go to rich neighborhood.

    Wear hard hat and hi-vis vest, make fake name badge.

    Tell them you're from the toilet company and doing a toilet inspection. Will only be a moment, any toilet will do.

    Flush a handful of cold pills and a poppy seed muffin.

    Repeat.

    Rich neighborhood has meth problem.

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